Monthly Archives: January 2009

Right: Burgers

Posted on January 25, 2009 by chris

The best part about America being the most overweight nation on the planet is that, boy, can America make superb beef burgers. God damnit, why do I have to be mean even when I’m being nice. I tell you, I … Continue reading →

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Wrong: Root beer

Posted on January 12, 2009 by chris

Once you get to the age of thirty or so, you’re pretty much done with truly new taste sensations. You’ve experienced the strange dryness of buffalo meat. You’ve savoured the odd nuttiness of a brussell sprout. You’ve gasped at the … Continue reading →

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Wrong: Pointless removal of random body parts

Posted on January 7, 2009 by chris

One thing the Americans are very proud of is the ease and effectiveness with which they can remove body parts that were causing their owners no trouble whatsoever. One thing I am very proud of is my foreskin. I’ve had … Continue reading →

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