The Chandler's Wife, as done by the one and only Adge Cutler and the Wurzels. Note: the first time you click on the link, you may get a server error. I do, every time. Click again and it works. Effin' computers...:
There is a lot of variation in how this song is recorded. This version leaves off the traditional last verse, which I think is an important one:
Now all you married men take heed, when you go to town
If you must leave your woman behind, you'd better tie her down
Or if you would be kind to her, just lay her out on the floor
And give her so much of that (BOOM-BA-BOOM) she won't want any more
Aaaaaannnd... give her so much of that (BOOM-BA-BOOM) she won't want any more!
A passing thought for the chandler to consider. Love it.