Yeah, all right.
I'm just a little paranoid about malware-ish stuff lately. I've been a good boy, never visit any sites any naughtier than this one (well, maybe the odd Eastern European porn site a few times an hour, but I swear that's all), and I recently had to brainwipe the C: partition on this machine after contracting a pain in the arse rootkit virus that kept warning me that I was infected and needed to click ***HERE*** to fix it (including replacing my wallpaper with a dire warning that me, my family, my illicit girlfriends, and my neighbor's dog were all in ***DIRE DANGER NOWW!!!!***). I never click on any offered link of that sort, always go to the source if possible.
There is a little bit of righteous reality in God's universe. These sorts of baddies almost invariably have terrible grammar, spelling, and grasp of English idiom. This one was close, but no cigar. So lame.
Lac lactis in primoris (milk in first).