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($9.99)

Buy directly from our state-of-the-art warehouse. As well as signing these, I will optionally draw awful pictures on the inside cover of the book. Please request pictures via the "comments" field as you pay. Oh yes, and every thousandth book has a $100 bill in it, as a sort of bribe.

Click on the samples for some horrific requested artwork in its full glory

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Buy from amazon.com or amazon.co.uk. There's even a Kindle edition that you can read on your Amazon Kindle wireless reading device thing