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If you pay top dollar, I will draw awful pictures on the inside cover of the book. Usually I make something up off the top of my head, but if you want a picture of something specific, please request it via the "comments" field as you pay. Let's be honest, that is practically the perfect birthday gift. A drawing by a failed writer.
Oh yes, and every thousandth book has a $100 bill in it, as a sort of bribe.
Click on the samples for some horrific requested artwork in its full glory
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