Category Archives: right

Today, my friends, I am complaining about condiments. In America, the way in which you receive your condiments will depend a bit on the sort of restaurant you’re in. If it’s an extremely expensive restaurant, you obviously shouldn’t be asking for condiments … Continue reading →

One pet peeve I have concerns the fact that most governments insist upon paying people to reproduce. When I am president of a country, the first law I enact will be to remove child benefits. I may even imitate my … Continue reading →

It’s well known in Britain that the entire country is a great big rubbish dump into which you may cast your cigarette ends, crisp wrappers, used condoms and half-burnt mattresses. If you see someone on the street opening a new … Continue reading →

Let me illustrate this with the transcript of a telephone call I had in London whilst trying to arrange the servicing of my car. Garage: Yes, Mr Rae, we can certainly do all that. If you drop the car off … Continue reading →